Yesterday I went to Constable Bruce Elfant's 16th Annual Ice Cream Social. This was also my first ever ice cream social, but I have decided that anywhere they are serving ice cream and conversations with old people, I need to go to from now on. Gee whiz...what a wholesome blast that was. Afterwards, I felt like I should put on an apron, pop out some kids and resign my commission with AustinNoKidding.

Not that anyone aside from me really cares, but I thought I would report the results from the ice cream social. (Ed. Note: Okay, even I can't believe I just wrote that. What is this, Brenham?)

McBlogger's Caucus Crunch took 1st place (I voted for this based off of the fact that it was the only one that tasted like sarcasm)
Karen Huber's Peppermint (can't remember the name) took 2nd place.
Constable Elfant's Key Lime Pie took 3rd place (there's always next year, Constable!).

According to the Constable, they were able to raise over $5,000 for Do The Write Thing, a non-profit that teaches teens how to deal with violence by writing and doing other constructive activities (which would completely exclude blogging).